Home Decor for Absolute Geeks
May 8th, 2008 | 106 CommentsMaybe a lava lamp or a not-so-exclusive Google mini-fridge? Meh, go away.
To become a respectable geek you should do more than buying used schwags on Ebay for your cubicle. Not to mention that hanging solar system built using old cds is your one way ticket to nerd city.
To become a real geek, just take a look at this gallery of uber-cool home and office appliances, furniture and other decorative elements built just for this purpose.
Most of them are very expensive, and some others are just prototypes. But that shouldn’t be an obstacle in you search for a better geekness. Just be sure to get them now that you are single and free. No wife in her right mind will allow any of these at home!
Geeky Wall and Floor Decor
Magnetic 3d mesh curtains
Ascii curtains
Wallpeppr: Paint with Flickr images
Light emitting wallpaper
Persian puzzle rug
Space Invaders wall decals
Geeky Kitchen and Bath Decor
Luminous ripple faucet
Musical shower
Toast printer
WC Notes

Keyboard waffles | Tetris ice cubes | Star Trek bottle opener
Kitchen stuff from LEGO
LEGO salt and pepper
Geeky Furniture
Cut out PANO chair
Han Solo carbonite desk
Pixelated sofa
Cardboard folding chair
Arcade coffee table
Appliances, Pillows and Other Decorative Objects
Rideable vacuum cleaner
Defendius maze door chain

Emoticon pillows | Space Invaders pillows and bath towel | Binary pillow | PacMan plush set
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May 9th, 2008 at 4:10 am
Speaking as a 45 year old housewife/geek … I want almost everything here.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Those would be awsome to have! And I’m a teenager girl.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
I am now filling my dream house with everything here…
May 9th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Oh I know im a 21 year old girl and I Love this stuff…I really want that han desk..and i know my fiance would love most fo this stuff to ^_^
May 10th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
I really like the waffle keyboard thing… Its cool!!
I am a girl…
May 11th, 2008 at 1:36 am
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May 11th, 2008 at 3:54 am
Brilliant list – the cut out PANO chair is superb!
May 11th, 2008 at 7:28 am
really amazing!
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May 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
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May 11th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
that’s ridiculously amazing! I’m just wondering exactly how the printer toaster (which is EPIC) works. Do you hook it up to a computer and do a black and white print or what? because if I can I’m going to make every document I need to print on toast.
May 11th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I can’t believe / Increible
May 11th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
I love these designs. Wish I had the opportunity to buy them all for my apartment, and it would be so perfect.
May 12th, 2008 at 2:44 am
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May 13th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Terrrrrrrrrrrrific Deeeeeeeeeeeeeesign!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 5:54 am
“Just be sure to get them now that you are single and free. No wife in her right mind will allow any of these at home!”
- excuse me? I would INSTANTLY marry someone who had even one of these things…well, y’know…providing the person in question was cute as well…
May 14th, 2008 at 7:31 am
@Bird: Wouldn’t a pixelated sofa, a Han Solo desk, a 3d mesh curtain and some emoticon pillows make anybody look cute?
May 14th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
So You think a true Geek is a man?
Anyway, I love it….
May 14th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
@Malin: No, I don’t think so. I just wanted to be funny, but I guess that I suck big time at joking!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:29 am
Nice collection, I particularly liked the cut-out furniture. Can you send me other such designs.
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May 16th, 2008 at 4:34 am
how creative! Wonderful things! I love them!!! Not quite sure about the Han Solo desk - kind of creepy.
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May 16th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I’m a man, and my wife actually bought a few of these things… So I divorced her. These things are tantamount to pink flowers and PMS.
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May 19th, 2008 at 1:49 am
My goodness, sexism is so boring already. Many girls/women enjoy “geeky” stuff; get over it!
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May 19th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I love a lot of these things, and best believe when I get my loft I’m going to be using a lot of this with it.
May 19th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I must have that Han Solo desk! Also, I think that the author may be slightly misguided in assuming that girlfriends/wives wouldn’t let their men get this stuff, my wife would definitely let me get pretty much everything here. Which is good because I want pretty much everything here. My dream house is full of stuff like this.
May 20th, 2008 at 12:34 am
i need everything. o God please give me these!
May 21st, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Wow! I want all of this stuff, and I’m a 20 year old woman, lol.
I would let my boyfriend get any of this stuff.
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May 25th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I like the space invaders, I’ll actually try drawing on on a T-shirt
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Aliens are sweet =:)
May 26th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Some of this stuff is available here: http://store.artlebedev.com/toys/ridibundus/
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May 28th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
I MUST HAVE THAT HAN DESK ZOMG IT SOO AWESOME…WHERE CAN I GET IT???
May 29th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I think all this is super cool and i want it al!!!!! btw I am female….
May 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
@Killroy: Just click on the image and you will go to the site that sells this desk.
@Liza: Oh, please, buy anything you want. Don’t make me feel bad. I was only joking
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May 30th, 2008 at 10:02 am
i’m a 65 year old woman living in the himalayas and i would WANT quite a few of these things if it was humanly possible to get them or install them in this part of the world!
May 31st, 2008 at 11:28 am
Very cool, and I’m not a girl.
May 31st, 2008 at 11:32 am
heh, look at the painting guy, heh wax on, wax off!
May 31st, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Wow, I was expecting to be annoyed by lame gadgets but no! Awesome stuff.
You can also geek up your kids’ rooms with ridiculously scientific artwork:
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May 31st, 2008 at 3:16 pm
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May 31st, 2008 at 6:58 pm
The best of all? The ASCII Art uses “Monaco 9″, the best monospace font in the world
May 31st, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I really want the pixelated sofa. I think I’m in love with it. I want to touch it…
June 1st, 2008 at 2:46 am
I’m a 16 year old anti-label (who luffles thinkgeek.com and all the likes) And the light emitting wallpaper and the flickr wallpaper are. just. plain. WICKED.
^_^
June 1st, 2008 at 3:50 am
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June 1st, 2008 at 8:14 am
I teach high school physics and am proud to call myself a geek. I don’t know if I can continue to live now that I know this stuff exists… I want!
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June 1st, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Oh my god this is amazing <3 And I’m a female.
June 1st, 2008 at 7:41 pm
omg I am ready to tell my friends about this site.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Wow… I wanna be a geek!
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
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June 3rd, 2008 at 5:14 pm
love that waffle maker
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June 4th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
As a (currently) single woman, I would instantly marry ANY man who had any of those things - the ripple faucet and pixelated sofa, doubly so!!
June 4th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
As a 45 year old housewife and non-geek….(an artsy tattooed chick)…most of these things are interesting, some are cool, but I totally want the pixellated couch!!!!!!! The ANSI tree drapes are quite nice too……. ~kim~
June 5th, 2008 at 3:13 am
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June 5th, 2008 at 5:05 am
Way to be sexist, douchebag. Automatically assuming that a) any “geek” who would be interested in these things would be male, and b) any potential wife of said geek would not be? Come on. I’m a girl and I’m all over this shit, and I assume any guy who was wouldn’t marry (or shouldn’t marry) a woman who wasn’t. Grow up and stop stereotyping.
June 5th, 2008 at 5:32 am
WOW!! Einfach geniale Sachen,auf die Ideen muss man erstmal kommen,klasse!! LIEBE GRÜSSE :=)
June 5th, 2008 at 5:32 am
@Sarah: You forgot c) I was trying to be funny but I my jokes are terrible.
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June 5th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Hey, that was awesome!
My favorite was the defendius door chain, one day I’ll get one! :))
Cool staff!
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June 6th, 2008 at 4:58 am
All kewl stuff, but the pixelated sofa,….I had to go change my under rods!
June 6th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
WAHAHAHAHAHA maze door chain lmao
June 7th, 2008 at 11:15 am
I think the girls’d like these better than the guys
The chain maze is a blast. lol
I would like an emoticon pillow too
June 7th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
*Yoink* Now everything is mine cause its all AWESOME!!
^_^
June 8th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
We are going to be redoing our home office room and I came across this site. I’d let my husband have nearly everything on here. That faucet that changes colors, the toast printer and the hans solo desk are wicked cool! I guess it takes a special gal to be married to a geek!
June 9th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
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Las ideas de decoracion mas geeks del mundo…
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June 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Great website. I’m a 65 year old geek, female, and would like to have a lot of the items. Especially the cool pillows
June 16th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Does “Geek” = cleaver? Or am I thinking geek in an antiquated way?
June 19th, 2008 at 2:38 am
Not sure what this decor does for those of us who chomp heads of things for fun. I’m just a man.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:27 am
this stuff is awesome I would LOVE to have the han solo desk in my room
June 21st, 2008 at 12:00 am
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Total spaz attack here. The pillows! Pixelated couch! Keyboard waffles! Wall decals! I don’t even know where to start…
I think I’m in love.
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June 24th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Totally cool - I agree with the other girl..hans solo desk is kinda creepy..wouldn’t want to wake up to that every morning!…arcade coffee tables aren’t anything new..my boyfriend had one years ago..they used to put them in bars, he had one for his home though..he’s not a geek though…just a big kid..
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July 2nd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
If my fiance brought these items home I would congratulate him because I love them all. Don’t forget there are geeky ladies too (myself included)
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
thank you for letting us realize just how geeky we are=] (btw, we could out-geek anybody, anyday)
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
I am really in love with everything on here. I really love the Hon Solo Desk, which is pure genius. I think you guys should have some bean bag chairs on here also, http://www.bean-bag-chairs.ca, I think they fit right in with your website and what you are trying to show on here
July 7th, 2008 at 5:12 am
I WANT THAT COUCH!! I love everything, actually. Wow. This must mean I’m a… I’m a…. geek!
July 8th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Reading all the male/female comments here makes me wonder if there’s a ‘geek match’ business for guys and gals oppportunity being missed here. “Match Mates based on design preferences.. *lol* Anyway, I’m a 50 yr old female and I would love to have a lot of this stuff in my house. Especially the light emitting wallpaper and the 3D mesh curtains!
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